her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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