you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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