i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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