We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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