Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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