Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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