I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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