your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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