thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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