We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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