CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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