That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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