With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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