Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
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I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
false alarm, still single
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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