I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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