He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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