garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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