i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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