Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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