Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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