Whats the glycemic index on semen?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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