actually, I'm a sock model
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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