all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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