yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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