shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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