So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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