This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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