so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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