He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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