either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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