I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
