I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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