She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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