when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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