You really coming over, don't trick.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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