I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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