was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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