school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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