Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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