So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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