11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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