Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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