In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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