She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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