Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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