They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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