if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
So. Much. Porn.
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