But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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