if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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