You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
And then he peed in my hair
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