I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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