Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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