Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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