with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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