great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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