No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Randomize
