well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My feet surprised me
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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