i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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